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STUPID ALERT

Es Mucho Estupido

I just love stupid people . . . not. So I have to find some benefit in tolerating them and it just so happens that stupid people do stupid things which . . .

Well, I logged into my Commission Junction account and I see a new merchant that I recognize – I know they sell a ton of product through TV and I’ve even met the people who answer the phones (so I KNOW they sell a ton of product).

I’m excited to join their program – then I scroll to the bottom of the page and they have this whole list of keyword phrases I am “forbidden” to bid on.

Hee, hee, hee.

Thanks you major league idiots. You’ve just given me a list of the keyword phrases you consider *most valuable* to your brand.

Right now, I’m looking for a comparable product with a distinct USP advantage. And guess which keyword phrases I’m going to target?

You know it man.

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